阴间医生

“好了，就这样吧！”医生扶了扶鼻梁上的眼镜。

大福皱了皱眉头，瞅了瞅面前的医生，确定了对方没有再跟自己开玩笑，“喂，医生啊，我的药呢！”

“药，应该不需要了吧？”似乎是大福的话比较可笑，医生的嘴角不自觉的流露出了一丝笑意。

“不需要？”大福憋住的怒火彻底爆发了出来，“医生啊，你这是什么意思啊？刚才你还说我的癌症情况不容乐观，怎么现在又是这么一副不在意的样子啊，你们医生，我知道，想要钱是吧，好，啪！”大福从口袋里掏出了一沓钱扔在了桌子上，不屑的望着面前的医生。

“怎么，够不够，不够我还可以再加，赶快把药单给我开好了！”大福放下了自己的二郎腿，站起身来拍了拍自己的新西装。

“先生，真的不需要了。”医生望着大福认真的回答道。

有时候这种认真的表情实在是太气人了，此时的大福有一种想冲上去暴揍那个医生一顿。

“混蛋！”大福愤怒的砸翻了里面所有的东西。

“咚咚咚！”这时候，外面响起了一阵敲门声，随即走进来一位稍微年长的医生，“不好意思，打扰一下，小张，到底怎么回事啊？”

大福旁边的那个医生站了起来，“主任，这位先生非要我们这里开药给他，可是你也知道，我们医院里面根本就没有药！”

“够了，小张，你忙你的吧！”那位主任医生严肃道，“先生，您跟我来吧！”随即对大福说道。

大福乖乖的跟在了那个医生的后面，来到了一个办公室，“先生，请坐！”

“我不坐了，我只是想开点药，可是那个兔崽子非得跟我较劲，你是主任是吧，你给我开，多少钱都行，我不差钱！”大福扯着嗓子，把刚才的一番脾气好好撒了一遍。

“先生，真的不需要了！”

大福怎么也没想到这个主任医生也这么说，“你，你什么意思啊？”

“不是，医生，我们今天晚上会去找您的！”主任医生解释道。

原来他们准备登门为自己治病，想到这大福的心里舒畅了许多，“哦，原来你们医院喜欢到病人家里为病人治病是吧？好，没问题，我今天晚上在家等你们！还有，这是我的地址！”大福准备拿起一张纸写下自己的住址。

“不用了，我们认识您，不会迷路的，放心吧！”主任医生和蔼道。

大福没想到自己有这么大的知名度，随即一乐，“好好好！”大福满意的走出了办公室。

身后的那个主任医生，望着大福的背影，笑了笑道，“放心吧，我们会去找你的！”

“老公，怎么样了？医生怎么说啊？有没有给你开药啊？”一回到家，老婆阿梅急忙凑过来问道。

大福得意的哼着小曲，“不用了，真的不用了？哈哈！”

老婆阿梅被弄得满头雾水，“老，老公，什么意思啊，该不会是…”

“老婆，你放心吧，医院的医生说今晚会来我家亲自为我治病的，你就放心吧！”大福还沉浸在刚才的得意之中。

时间一分一秒的过去了，老婆阿梅早已疲惫的睡在了沙发上，大福的眼皮也一直在打架，已经是晚上的十一点了，可是说好的，那个主任医生并没有来，此时大福气的一塌糊涂，心想明天一定要去那个医院评理。

午夜时分，也不知是几点了，房间里，突然涌进阵阵阴风，床上的大福和老婆阿梅睡得正香。

“大福，大福！”传来一阵呼喊的声音。

大福被惊醒了，揉着惺忪的睡眼，望着眼前的黑影，“你，你们是谁啊？”

黑影听大福这么说，又走近了一些，“大福，你不记得了，是我啊！我们不是说过了嘛，晚上我会来找你的啊！”

此时大福顿时清醒许多，只见面前的正是白天的那个主任医生，旁边的就是白天那个恼人的年轻医生，他们都穿着黑色的衣服。

“大福，跟我们走吧！”

“走？去哪儿啊？这大半夜的，你们也太不守时了！”大福埋怨道，“对了，你们刚才怎么进来的啊？”

“就是这样啊！”主任医生忽然从墙穿了过去，又穿了过来，“跟我们走吧！你的阳寿已尽。”

阳寿已尽！这犹如一道晴天霹雳打在了大福的脑袋上，“我，我死了！”

“不是！”大福听见这话刚以为是自己做梦，可是，“不是你死了，是你的时间到了，当你跟我们去阴间，你的肉身才是真正的死了！”

“阴间？啊！”大福被吓傻了，“不，不，我不去，我不去阴间，我要活着！”

可是面前的人突然伸出一个锁链捆住了大福的双手，硬是拉着大福慢慢飘走了。

“原来你们都不是人？”当来到地府，大福才意识到，原来白天的医生不仅不是人，而且还是地府的勾魂使者，自己的阳寿已尽，难怪他们说不需要了。

“来，牛头马面，带他去投胎！”阎王命令道。

“是！是！”

大福挣扎着，“不，不，我不想去投胎！”

“不想，这是你说了算的，还是我说的算啊！”阎王大怒。

“阎王，你消消气啊！”一旁的判官劝道，随即凑到阎王耳旁，“阎王，二狗子你知道吧！”

“知道啊，他不也是派在人间的勾魂使者吗？他怎么了？”阎王不解的问道。

“前几天，不走运，他在带走一个阳寿已尽人的魂魄时，被一个道士打得魂飞魄散，所以，现在那边缺一个人，阎王，我看不如…”

“好了好了，我自有分寸！”阎王咳嗽了一下，“既然你不想投胎，我成全你，就让你在地府当勾魂使者吧！”

听到不用投胎，大福顿时大喜，“谢，谢谢阎王，我有的是钱，我会给你烧钱的！”

“嗯！”阎王大喝一声，大福吓得，“不，不好意思，我说错了，该掌嘴，掌嘴！”大福拍着自己的嘴巴笑道。

“医生，我怎么样了啊？”

“你啊，不需要了！不需要了！”大福一本正经道。

“什么不需要啊？医生，我不懂。”

“你放心，我晚上会去你家找你的！”

“哦，是这样的啊，医生，你太好了！太谢谢你了，医生。”

大福望着那个离去的背影，严肃道，“我会去找你的！我会去找你的！”

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