上错坟

张丁是个不孝子，他爹张老汉去世后，一连几年，他也没去上过坟。

这天，张丁多喝了几两酒，也不知道哪根筋搭错了，突然想给他爹上坟了，于是买来纸钱，去他爹的坟头祭奠。谁知这小子喝得迷迷糊糊的，竟然跑到别人坟头上又是烧纸又是磕头的，完了拍拍屁股回家了。

他这一搞错，可把他爹给害苦了。

原来，张丁多少年了也没来祭奠，他爹在下头早就穷得叮当响，好不容易盼到儿子来给他上坟，没想到却把钱送到别人家去了。关键那家坟头的主人，人称孙老赖，活着的时候就是出了名的能赖账，死了还是这个德性。

孙老赖见张老汉上门来要钱，把眼一瞪说：“这是他在我坟头烧的纸钱，你凭什么来要？”无奈之下，张老汉只好跑到衙门去告狀，想让官老爷评评理。

官老爷接了张老汉的诉状后，让鬼差把孙老赖传来，问他为什么赖着别人的钱不还。没想到孙老赖大呼冤枉，说张丁是专门跑到他坟头烧的纸。官老爷疑惑地问：“张丁跟你非亲非故，他为什么要给你送钱呢？”

孙老赖眼珠转了转，辩解说张丁曾借过他一笔钱未还，这次肯定是特意来还账的。官老爷听了，一时也分不清真假，皱着眉头想了半天，最后一拍桌子说：“这事好办！我让鬼差把张丁的魂魄勾来，一问他不就清楚了嘛！”

一听要把张丁的魂魄勾来对质，可把孙老赖吓坏了，他没想到官老爷会如此小题大做，要是费这么大周折，到时证明他在撒谎，那官老爷还不得把他扔到油锅里炸个外焦里嫩啊！

孙老赖赶紧开动脑筋想起了对策，俗话说“有钱能使鬼推磨”，他急忙找到要去勾魂的两位鬼差，奉上金银，请他们务必帮自己一把。两位鬼差得了好处，自然心领神会。

再说张丁，半夜三更躺在床上睡得正香，突然被人给拍醒了，睁开眼一看，顿时吓了个半死，只见两个青面獠牙的鬼差正站在床前看着他。一个鬼差伸手轻轻一拉，张丁的魂魄就轻飘飘地从身体里飞出来，落到了地上。

两个鬼差却并不急于锁他，而是先问他昨天去谁的坟头烧纸了。张丁感到挺纳闷：“我去我爹的坟头烧纸了呀！难道烧纸还惹上祸事了？”

鬼差把前因后果一说，张丁听了差点儿没后悔死，早知道就不去烧这个倒霉的纸了，弄得现在惹祸上身。他哆哆嗦嗦地问鬼差：“鬼差大人，我这一去还能不能回来？”

一个鬼差阴森森地一笑，说：“这就要看你怎么说了，如果你说是上错了坟头，因为你的过失给我们造成这么大的麻烦，那么你这趟就是单程，甭打算回来了！可如果你说你以前曾借过孙老赖一笔钱未还，这次是特意去他坟头烧纸还钱的，那你就没有过失，官老爷还得差我们把你送回来。”

听了这话，张丁马上改口，说自己就是去孙老赖坟头烧纸的。两个鬼差相视一笑，锁了张丁来到地府。

官老爷见勾来了张丁，马上传来张老汉和孙老赖，喝令升堂。官老爷问张丁：“张丁，昨日你到底想去谁的坟头烧纸？从实讲来，不得有半句虚言！”张丁赶紧跪在地上回答：“回官老爷，昨天我是特意去孙老赖的坟头上烧纸的。”

张老汉在旁边一听就愣住了，骂道：“你这个不孝子！你跟他非亲非故的，跑到他坟头上烧哪门子纸啊！”

张丁一本正经地说：“爹啊，我欠人家一笔钱没还，昨天突然想起来，所以才去他的坟头烧纸。”说完还埋怨张老汉，“爹，你也真是的！这又不过年又不过节的，我怎么可能给你烧纸？”

还没等到张老汉再说什么，官老爷已经一拍惊堂木，喝道：“欠债还钱，这是天经地义的事，有什么可唆的！”说完令鬼差先把张丁送回去，事情至此已经水落石出，张老汉不仅没要到钱，还要承担打官司的费用。

张老汉回去后，左邻右舍听到他输了官司的消息，都上门来安慰他。有个刚从那头过来的人说，孙老赖死后不少人拿着他写的欠条找他儿子讨债，按说父债子还，无可厚非，可他儿子赖账的本事比他老子有过之而无不及，说他和爹早就分家了，让他们找他爹要去。这些人跑到法院打官司，也没打赢。

大伙听了，个个都觉得愤愤不平，张老汉更是越想越气，这个孙老赖，活着的时候赖了多少乡亲的血汗钱！官老爷不是说了吗？欠债还钱，天经地义！凭什么他就可以赖着不还。不行，咱得想个办法，让他把赖下的钱都还上。

听张老汉这么一说，大家却都不吱声了，过了一会儿，有人小声说：“俗话说，民不与官斗，穷不与富斗，你不是刚输了官司吗？我看还是别劳民伤财瞎折腾了。”

张老汉想了想，说他有一个办法。他如此这般地说了一通，大伙你看看我，我看看你，这个办法能行吗？张老汉一拍大腿，说：“行不行咱也得试试看，要不我咽不下这口气。”

过了几天，张老汉联络了一帮人，去找那两个管事的鬼差，说是快到清明节了，想让他们通融通融，准许他们回去给儿孙们托个梦。

张老汉把鬼差拉到一旁，悄悄地说：“鬼差大人，这次我们回去托梦，让儿孙们清明的时候多烧点送来，到时候，我们每人给鬼差大人两个金元宝作为酬谢。”

两个鬼差一听，这买卖划算，连忙答应。

到了清明节前夕，不少被孙老赖欠钱的人都做了一个奇怪的梦，梦到去世的祖辈告诉他们，清明节祭奠的时候什么也不用烧，只要把孙老赖写的欠条烧给他们就行。

这个梦做得有些奇怪，这些人醒来后越想越觉得蹊跷，于是就互相打听了一下，原来被孙老赖欠钱的人竟然都做了这么个怪梦。大伙明白了，这是祖辈在托梦给他们。既然是祖辈托梦，那就照着他们的指示来吧，反正现在这欠条在手里也是废纸一张。于是大伙儿在清明节祭祖的时候，都在祖辈坟头烧了一堆欠条。

清明节过后，那两个鬼差喜滋滋地来收取他们应得的报酬，没想到什么也没收着。这帮人都愁眉苦脸地跟他俩诉苦：大过节的我们什么也没收到，只收到了一堆欠条！唉，这也不能怪儿孙们，因为他们的血汗钱要不回来，自己的生活都捉襟见肘，哪还顾得上我们啊！这不，回去托梦要钱，把儿孙们逼急了，竟然烧了一堆欠条过来，说孙老赖死了他们要不到，让我们有本事自己去要。

两个鬼差起初还不相信，后来一调查，还真是如此，清明节这些人真的连个铜板都没收到，只收到了一堆欠条。两个鬼差当即拍着胸脯跟他们保证：“放心！这官司我俩替你们打，可咱丑话说在前头，等官司打赢了你们有了钱，你们承诺的金元宝可一个都不能少！”

两个鬼差回去后，添油加醋地在官老爷面前狠狠地告了孙老赖一状，听得官老爷火冒三丈，马上令人把孙老赖抓来，又传众人上堂对质，大伙拿出欠条做证，这次没有鬼差帮他，再加上证据确凿，孙老赖再也没法抵赖了。 官老爷一拍惊堂木，大声宣判：孙老赖赖账不还，搅得阴阳两界不安，判令上刀山下油锅以示惩戒。所欠账款，按阴阳汇率折算清楚后，连本带利一并偿还，如果变卖家产后还无法偿清，罚做苦役赚钱还债，直至全部还清为止。

Introduce:Zhang Ding is disobedient child, after his dad Zhang Laohan dies, in succession a few years, he also had not gone up graveyard. This day, zhang Ding drank a few wine more, also do not know which muscle builds a fault, think his dad visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead suddenly, buy paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead then, go the grace mound hold a memorial ceremony for of his dad. Who knows this boy to be drunk mistily, running to others grace mound actually is to burn paper is kowtow, was over to pat pat the buttock to come home. He this makes a mistake, can give his father feel pain. Original, zhang Ding's much teenager also did not come hold a memorial ceremony for, his dad is in below get jingle early with respect to end, good long not easily to come to his visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead to the son, did not think of to send others home money however. Crucial the host of that grace mound, person grandson often goes back on his word, living when gave a name namely can bilk Zhang, dying still is this heart sex. Sun Laolai sees Zhang Laohan comes to want money, the eye one glare says: "This is the paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead that he burns in my grace mound, by what you want? " but under, zhang Laohan is forced to run to goverment office in feudal China to accuse , think lord inviting an official judges judge which is right. After government-owned lord received Zhang Laohan's petition, difference letting ghost transmits Sun Laolai, the money that asks why he is bilking others is not returned. Did not think of Sun Laolai breathes out greatly injustice, saying Zhang Ding is the paper that runs technically to his grace mound to burn. Government-owned lord asks questioningly: "Zhang Ding is not close blame reason with you, why should he send money to you? " Sun Laolai eyeball turns, say Zhang Ding ever had borrowed his brushstroke money to was not returned apologetically, return Zhang this for certain designedly. Government-owned lord listened, also divide not clear true and false temporarily, knitting brows to think a long time, last pat a table to say: "This thing easy to handle! The soul that I let ghost differ a Zhang Ding is ticked off come, ask he was not clear about! " listen to the soul that wants a Zhang Ding to tick off will confrontation, can psych out Sun Laolai, he did not think of government-owned lord will be so fussily, if expend so big setbacks, when arriving, prove he is lying, that official lord still must not throw him to the blast in oily boiler outside Jiao Li is tender ah! Sun Laolai hurries move ideas remembered countermeasure, common saying says " money can make ghost is pushed grind " , he finds the two ghost difference that should go ticking off fetch hastily, act according to on bullion, ask them to be sure to help them. Two ghost difference got benefit, natural understand tacitly. Say Zhang Ding again, lie on the bed to sleep in the depth of night sweet, be given suddenly to pat woke, open open one's eyes look, frightened immediately die partly, before difference is standing in the bed, the ghost that sees two green-faced and long-toothed-terrifying in appearance only looks at him. Difference of a ghost stretchs his hand to be pulled gently, zhang Ding's soul flies buoyantly from the body, fall to the ground. Two ghost difference is not eager to locking up him however, ask he went yesterday first however whose grace mound burns paper. Zhang Ding feels quite feel puzzled: "I go the grace mound of my dad burns paper ah! Burn paper to still be offended on disaster? Burn paper to still be offended on disaster??